Ashot Metz-Mami beete ooragh ?

yup, here's a first in the USA only a Hayvanstanci can devise, yes the ones, Armenians in the USA send millions to yearly....

Okay, here's the story...a Hayvanstanci family is collecting social security via their grandmother. With that monthly check from the Federal Government (mind you these people should not be collecting social security in the first place because they never worked a day in this wonderful US of A) they were able to make payments on a new Mercedes Benz. However, grandmother soon died and with her the social security checks. Have no fear! the "smart" Armenian-HAYVANSTANCI needs to make payments or the repo man will take away their glorious car, though they will eat only lavash and drink oghi for the next 5 years. So, they cut off grandmother's thumb before burial and put it in the freezer. They write a forged letter to the SSA claiming that grandma is disabled so she can't sign her checks, but she is able to verify her signature with a thumb print, which the SSA has on file. So every month, Ashot takes the frozen thumb out of the freezer and signs the paychecks. boy oh boy, them hayvans think they outsmarted the USA, because you know they are smarter than everyone else (pun!) ROTFLMAO.

However, the SSA is required to make a physical appearance every year to the residence (I guess the Hayvanstancis didn't read the fine print). Once, caught, they were charged with:

1. Mutilating a corpse
2. Mail & wire fraud
3. money laundering for wiring the funds to Hayvanstan
4. Forgery
5. Theft

and countless other charges. Give 'em the chair I say !